This adorable pullover is prefaded, giving it that classic look, but it’s still as fresh as it gets. There are also no drawstrings on this hoodie, which eliminates the risk of self-strangulation from wearing it. Incidentally, that makes it safe to wear in the psych ward, where they don’t even let you have shoelaces.

We have deduced through diabolical means that people who are about to go on a grippy sock vacation are 100x more likely to buy this specific hoodie as opposed to any other. We have no idea why, but if you’re feeling crazy, you should buy it. Come on, you know you want to. I’m the voices and I’m telling you to buy it… ORDER NOW Item Number:R00289Gender: UnisexModel: LooseFabric:42% cotton, 53% polyester, 5% other fibersFabric Weight:11.1 oz/yd² (375 g/m²)Fabric Thickness: ThickFabric Strench: Slight StretchCare Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry cleanFeatures: Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Cotton Blend, Washed, Long Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Hooded, Regular, Loose, Autumn, WinterNotes: Each piece is handcrafted, ensuring its uniqueness. Minor variations from website images are natural and highlight its artisanal quality. 

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